PROFESSIONAL INTERNETTE
How about we… no. just, no.
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About elsistar
An awesome place I've visited:
Errrywhurr I visit turns awesome when I visit dere, y'all.
My perfect Sunday:
DWN2PRTY!!! ...2 sum chillwave~~~
The movie I've watched the most times:
The one with those actors and actresses... you know, that one?
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Was born. Became legend. Still am.
My first concert / My dream concert:
Can't be put into words, f'rrrrealz. Dere's deffi sum chipt00nz up in dere doe!
Obscure knowledge I possess:
All the obscure knowledge is belong to me, bb.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
R 2 COOL 4 SKOOL!
For me, a first date no-no is:
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
What I would bring to show and tell:
VELOCIRAPTOR!
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
...about that time two people visited my profile and they were THE EXACT same two I assumed might 'cause they looked like total hipsters.
I secretly want to be:
AN ANIMATED MERMAID! ♆
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
♆♆♆♆♆♆♆
An infatuation of mine:
CAPSLOCK!
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK!! A LOT! N PRTY!
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
This question offends me.
I want to come home to:
INTERNET AND CHEESE!!!!!111one.
