How about we… share a slice of pie (or two)?
How about we… meet for a bite and a drink at Allswell.
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I'll do you one better - in 6 words: Always early or late for everything.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Mythopoetics and some ancient history. I'm a sucker for epics. And I don't know if webcomics count as obscure knowledge, but if so, I've got it.