currently in Ghana for a month
How about we… steal a car and learn about chop shops over the weekend.
How about we… try to get lost hiking in Marin so we can call in the Medivac.
How about we… take a bus to a @#$% casino and eat at a crappy buffet. Maybe we can "bring down the house."
An awesome place I've visited:
New Zealand. Although I'd say Turkey is a close second, especially when it involves passports being stolen, submachine guns and a bald guy named Smiley.
My perfect Sunday:
oysters and making ice cream
The movie I've watched the most times:
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Lived in California my whole life less a year in Copenhagen in 2005 doing "research." I like eating delicious food (see: everything) and running really far on trails. Northern California is the superior half of the state.
My first concert / My dream concert:
Hootie and the Blowfish would probably be unreal.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Colloquial Danish slang
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
have accents and/or ride bikes
For me, a first date no-no is:
talking about Harry Potter.
What I would bring to show and tell:
My prison tattoos.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
How I almost (sort of) died in a manure pit on a farm when I was ten. It was pretty shitty.
I secretly want to be:
a kickass break dancer so I can win battles all down Market.
An infatuation of mine:
Applebee's happy hour
I want to come home to:
a mint on my pillow and a pinata hanging over the kitchen table.