Obscure knowledge I possess:

Who can say, it might not be obscure to you.

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

have dark hair, great cheekbones, a sharp wit, and a warm heart.

For me, a first date no-no is:

trying every trick in your book to get me into bed. I know it is a lot of hotness to handle, but please ladies, control yourselves!

What I would bring to show and tell:

The self portrait my Mother did, that I just had reframed a few months ago.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

How I was almost arrested/deported three separate times while living in England.

I secretly want to be:

The gas regulation valve on Kim Kardashian's stove... because in my failing, we would all win.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

in a relationship with a really good friend.

An infatuation of mine:

Is playing ice hockey, long after my prime, which wasn't all that prime of a prime to begin with.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

Is that I'm good at fixing things around the house.